Part 1: The Day of a Social Monkey
Have you ever reviewed a day that seemed so simple and in retrospect is anything but? It is my current feeling that I am a complete socialized monkey following a series of motions that are interrupted only by fleeting thoughts or actions involving exercise, yoga and the un-named spice of life. And I think I'm "ok" with that.
- Awoke at 5am after a restless night of sweaty dreams and cats impeding any comfortable positions
- Consume Cinnamon Life cereal and read section A, B, C of LA Times.
- Drove to work to meet with co-worker in the parking lot. Got there early, went inside and finished reading the paper
- Walked outside 20 minutes later; combined into one car and drove to Los Angeles
- Traffic
- Arrived at 7th and Figueroa, went to Starbucks and talked about anything but work. Drink tall Americano. Grinned.
- Stopped at bank (deposit, withdrawal, minor robbery, etc.)
- Started working on servers: adding, removing, moving, lifting, installing, configuring, cabling, tunneling.
- Ponder what a corporate mind-fuck it would be if I were in the office
- Hungry... eat peanut bar from vending machine because it's the least evil not the most tasty.
- Phone call #1 about a broken network in Japan
- Phone call #2 about a broken network in Europe
- Tear open middle left finger with power screwdriver. Bleed profusely.
- Phone call #3 about an invoice for something ... blah blah blah
- Phone call #4 -- when does work get done again?
- Phone call #5...6, 7...
- Break for lunch: sushi in a big way
- Respond to the 6,495,293 emails received during lunch despite being 'off-site' for the day
- Outgoing call to announce that there's no way to finish all the work so it would continue that night (tonight)
- Drive home from Los Angeles
- Got home, throw on running clothes and pant, stumble, limp and sweat your way to freedom -- 5K
- Arrive home sweaty. Decide to wash car (can you say A-D-R-E-N-A-L-I-N-E ?). Virgo tendencies take over. Must clean outside, inside, rugs... ugh...
- Car washing complete. Considered laying down but thought better of it. Made lunch for the next day, prepped dinner, and basically got life in order for the next day
- Record transactions from morning in Quicken
- Decide that procrastination is not helping; begin the 'evening' work
- Quit working at 5:30pm to head to yoga
- 1.5 hrs of absolute lovely Iyengar bliss
- Mandatory cup of post-yoga herbal tea
- Drive home to the 'prepped' dinner. Boil water, make pasta, heat sauce, cook fresh sausage.
- Call beautiful woman and smile at how long this day is
- Eat dinner, read magazine
- Come to realization that crosswords are not my forte
- Resume working. 1 hr. 2 hrs. Finish work. Send massively detailed email after pouring through web code.
- Brain is fried.
- Blog
- Read the latest geek news
Part 2: The Night of a Sweaty Monkey
This part hasn't happened yet but I have amazing ESP so don't doubt me.- Shower because I've exercised TWICE today and not yet bathed and I smell like a sweaty monkey
- Realize that I am a sweaty monkey but even sweaty monkeys like to smell nice
- Read for 10 minutes before passing out
- Another night of restless sleep -- what's my deal anyway?
- Get up, rinse, repeat minus driving to LA, minus two workouts, minus temporary insanity.
Bored yet? Well, who told you to read a log of my day!? Eeeek! Eeeek!
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