What (s)he does not control

Listening to Tom Leykis lately and finding some enjoyment and some disagreement but all things obvious for both sexes. And it's made me think that...

(s)he does not affect whether or not your car needs an oil change

(s)he does not affect whether you have a date tonight

(s)he does not affect the time you have to read and relax

(s)he does not affect your choice to travel near, far or nowhere at all

(s)he does not affect the fact that nobody else is calling your phone either

(s)he does not affect your hunger

(s)he does not affect your sexual energy

(s)he does not affect the music you enjoy

(s)he does not affect an emotional reaction you have to a film

(s)he does not affect your ability to run until your heart gives out

(s)he does not affect some lazy haze of winter gloom that told you stray from routine

(s)he does not affect your choice to be happy this moment

(s)he does not affect your disrespect for the universe that you propogate

because (s)he

is not you.